Oh, King Ocean Crab, where do I begin? Their website is a treasure trove of culinary delights, a veritable smorgasbord of mouth-watering options that had me salivating before I even put on my shoes to visit them at 727 East Miller Rd, Lansing, MI.

I mean, who needs a third-party when you can go straight to the source, amirite? Plus, by ordering directly from their website, I'm pretty sure I saved enough money to treat myself to an extra appetizer (or two, or three...).

First off, let me just say that their selection is impressive. From soups and salads to sushi and sashimi, they've got something for everyone. And if you're feeling adventurous, you can even make your own seafood combo! But let's be real, the real stars of the show are their seafood special boils. I don't even know what all was in there, but it was a delicious medley of everything that's good in this world.

And can we talk about their po' boys for a sec? I'm not normally a sandwich person, but their po' boys are life-changing. I'm pretty sure I could eat one every day and never get tired of it. And don't even get me started on their baskets - I'm still dreaming about that fried rice.

But what really sets King Ocean Crab apart is their sense of humor. I mean, who else has a menu category called "Misc"? And their cocktail menu is just as playful - I had a great time trying to decide between a "Vodka" and a "Tequila."

And if you're looking for a happy hour spot, look no further. Their happy hour specials are unbeatable, and their sushi appetizers are the perfect way to kick off the evening.

Overall, King Ocean Crab is a must-visit for anyone in the Lansing area. Whether you're a seafood lover or just looking for a good time, you won't be disappointed. And did I mention that you'll save money by ordering directly from their website? Win-win.