Sure thing! Here's a humorous review for Dragon Inn:

"Let me start off by saying that I am a certified cheapskate. So when I heard that ordering directly from Dragon Inn's website could save me some moolah, I was all over it like a duck on a June bug.

First of all, the menu at Dragon Inn is longer than my arm and has more categories than I have time to read. But who needs to read when you can eat, am I right?

I started off with an 'appetizer' that was so huge, I almost needed a forklift to bring it to my table. It was so delicious, I wanted to slap my mama (but I didn't, because I love her).

Next, I moved on to the 'soup' category and ordered something that was so hot, I'm pretty sure my mouth is still on fire. But in a good way, like a dragon breathing fire.

I then ventured into the 'Szechuan Dishes' section and ordered something that made my taste buds do the cha-cha. I'm not exactly sure what was in it, but I'm pretty sure it contained actual flames.

The 'Garlic Dishes' were so pungent, I'm pretty sure I scared away all the vampires in a 10-mile radius. But again, in a good way.

The 'Black Bean Dishes' were so flavorful, I'm pretty sure I heard my taste buds singing the Hallelujah chorus.

The 'Hunan Dishes' were so spicy, I'm pretty sure I grew a third eye. But again, in a good way.

The 'Beef', 'Pork', 'Mu Shu', 'Seafood', 'Chicken', 'Steamed Dishes', 'Vegetables', 'Chefs Specials', 'Fried Rice', 'Egg Foo Young', 'Pan Fried Noodle', 'Lo Mein', and 'Daily Specials' were all so delicious, I'm pretty sure I gained 10 pounds just by reading the menu.

And let's not forget about the 'Misc' category, which contained things like 'Wontons' and 'Egg Rolls'. I'm pretty sure there's a law against serving food this delicious.

Finally, I washed it all down with a 'Drink' from the menu, which was so refreshing, I'm pretty sure I heard the heavens open up and sing a chorus of angels.

Overall, Dragon Inn is the bomb-diggity. Not only do they have a menu longer than a CVS receipt, but they also have prices that won't break the bank. So if you're looking to stuff your face with delicious Chinese food while also saving some dough, look no further than Dragon Inn. Your taste buds (and your wallet) will thank you."