Oh Mi Pizza, you delightful purveyor of cheesy, saucy goodness! Why should I ever stray and spend my hard-earned dollars with third-party delivery services when I can saunter on over to your cozy corner at 5067 Buford Hwy NE, Doraville, GA? With your extensive menu and oh-so-inviting categories (Appetizers, Smoky Wings, Sandwiches, Deserts, Beverages, and more), I'm like a kid in a culinary candy store!

First, let's tantalize our taste buds with some scrumptious starters from the Appetizers section. Sharing is optional, but honestly, why would anyone want to share such mouth-watering morsels? And speaking of wings, oh the Smoky Wings selection is simply *puts on sunglasses* wing-tastic!

Now, I'm no basic Betty when it comes to food, and Mi Pizza's Sandwiches section certainly does not disappoint those of us with more refined palettes. Layered, toasted goodness – yes, please!

For those of us with a sweet tooth, the Deserts section is like a sugary siren call that we simply cannot resist. And the Beverage options, well, they certainly know how to quench a thirst after indulging in all that scrumptiousness.

Combo, you say? I can get a little bit of everything all at once? Sign. Me. Up.

And of course, the main event: PI-ZZA! With specialties galore in the Mi Specialty Pizzas section and the freedom to craft our own masterpieces in the Create Your Own Pizza section, it's a wonder we can ever make a decision! (Pro tip: just order one of each. You won't regret it!)

They even have Open Items, Extra Sauce, and wings for those who want to get extra fancy or just can't get enough of those delicious toppings!

So, my dear Mi Pizza, thank you for providing a haven for foodies everywhere. I'll be sure to save my pennies and come directly to you for all my pizza-related cravings. And hey, if you ever want to name a pizza after me, I'd be cool with that too. Just sayin'. 😉