Sure thing! Here's a humorous review for Dragon Light, without mentioning any dish names:

Dragon Light, located at 1809 N. Larkin Ave in Crest Hill, is the place to go if you want to save some serious cash. Why pay those pesky third-party fees when you can order directly from Dragon Light's own website? Plus, you'll be supporting a local business, which is always a good thing.

But let's talk about the food. Oh, the food! There's something for everyone on their extensive menu. From Exotic Tropical to Children's Menu, and everything in between, you're sure to find something that tickles your fancy. And let me tell you, their Lunch-Pork is the bomb diggity. Trust me, you won't be disappointed.

Now, if you're not in the mood for lunch, they've got you covered with their amazing dinner options. From Chicken to Seafood and everything in between (including some delicious Thai options), you'll be spoiled for choice. And don't even get me started on their Chef's Suggestions. You know what they say - when the chef suggests something, you listen. And you won't regret it.

And if you're not a big drinker, don't worry - Dragon Light has got you covered with their non-alcoholic options. From Smoothies to Drinks, you're sure to find something that hits the spot.

But the real star of the show is their Side Orders. I'm telling you, their Fried Rice is so good, it'll make you want to slap your mama. And their Misc/Business options? Let's just say they're perfect for when you need to impress some important clients.

So, do yourself a favor and check out Dragon Light's website for your next meal. Your taste buds (and your wallet) will thank you.