"Texas, we have a problem! My taste buds were so excited to try San San Tofu that they burst into tiny dancing moves when they heard we were ordering from their official website instead of a third-party app! But when honey, I got the memo that their website has the same menu as on the third-party app, I nearly lost my religion! A 10-piece chicken nugget and fries combo for $11, can you imagine? My purse and I both shed a tear at the sheer thought of it! But let's discuss the true MVP; their $6 lunch special, it’s giving, it's giving, it's giving! And girl, it comes with a drink and a side! It’s almost like San San Tofu is paying me to eat their food! The menu is giving me life, honey! Vietnamese coffee? Yes, please! It's like they knew I needed a caffeine jolt to lift my spirit and they delivered just that! Anyone who doesn’t order from San San Tofu and instead chooses to support a 3rd party app is simply doing too much. San San Tofu, honey, you better sing "ain't no mountain high enough" because my taste buds have left Kennedy Center honors and graduated to Grammy's level! San San Tofu is giving, and I am simply unable to do simple math as the prices are unbeatable. Save a church girl, save a church! Let's all gather round and lift our voices in cheer and thanksgiving to San San Tofu. San San tofu, I’d name my future child after you if that was an appropriate display of gratitude. Taste-wise, you’d expect me to say that the taste is equally divine, the food presentation, out of this world! You’d expect me to say my dining experience was good; nope, it was a spiritual experience, I may have whispered marriage vows to San San Tofu but nobody is judging me. If I could give San San Tofu 6 stars, I would. Can I get a witness? Amen"