Sure, I'd be happy to help you write a positive and humorous review for Trendy Vegan! Here it is:

"Oh, Trendy Vegan, you've done it again! I mean, who needs to spend their hard-earned cash on third-party delivery services when they can go straight to the source and save some moolah? Plus, I hear that those third-party delivery folks can be a little rough on the food - nothing like getting a bowl of quinoa with a side of bumps and bruises.

But I digress. Let's talk about the important stuff - the food. I mean, have you tried their [insert creative and humorous description of their dish]? It's like a party in my mouth and everyone's invited! And the [another creative and humorous description of their dish]? It's so good, I almost forgot I was being healthy.

And the atmosphere at Trendy Vegan is just the cherry on top. I mean, where else can you find a place that's hip, cool, and vegan all at the same time? It's like a trendy speakeasy, but with kale chips instead of cocktails.

So, if you're looking to save some dough and indulge in some delicious plant-based eats, look no further than Trendy Vegan. Trust me, your taste buds (and your wallet) will thank you."

Location: 3821 Richmond Ave, Houston, TX (in case anyone was wondering)